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A whore that sneezes repeatedly.
"I've been sneezing all day, I think I may have the Sneezing Whore Disease."
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A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.
-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"
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A disease given to a female after receiving anal sex and then having the man insert his weiner into her vaginaly cavity without first wiping of the doo doo.
Yo Dog, I was giving my girl anal and then I pulled it out and stuck it in her pussy. My poopy dick gave her Kerflunks Disease
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DDD for short. Occurs when one cares too much about pussy and sticks his dick in whatever he can. He will surely take your leftovers. Actually, that’s what he prefers.
#dirty dick disease #buddyfucker
A self Inflicted Disease in which a person frequently skips school the day a major project is due.
Person 1: Dude, where's Jake?
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.
When you are overly obsessed with bobby baker for no reason....
"Oh my lord I think i have bobby Baker disease! He is so fucking hot."
A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.
Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..
Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.