Eat a burger

What you say to a skinny or malnourished person

"God damn, you look sick dude. Eat a burger"

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Eat the salmon

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina

Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"

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eat out

To go to a restaurant and order food

Tonight, we will eat out.

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eating pizza

performing oral sex on a girl that has her period

Jerry: Dood, i feel like a vampire!
Terry: Why?
Jerry: I just ate pizza!

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Eat tofu

To perform oral sex on a girl.

When I first met Ling, she was very reserved. But after a few drinks she starting asking me if I liked to eat tofu.

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eating the fish

The act of providing oral pleasure to a woman. See: Cunnilingus, licking the carpet, washing the beaver, playing the pussy flute, kissing the clam.

Man: I can't believe your girlfriend made us such a killer lunch.

Boyfriend: I think it was to make up for the fact that I ate the fish last night, even though it was seriously rancid.

Man:*thinks about eating the fish* *quiet empathetic gag*

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eating pineapple

also know as streaking, it is the act of running in the middle of the night completely naaaked : and laughing until pee comes down your leg.

one can do this with a towel tied around your neck, which is suggested, just in case those pesky neighbors come out.


also, it is perfectly fine to do it with other members of the same sex, or if you're feeling andeventurous, invite the opposite sex!

Jim: "Soooo what'd you do last night?"

Sarah: "bitch, i was eating pineapple last night! you missed out!"
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Alex: "Omg, michelle i love you so much lets go have some fun eating pineapple together!"

Michelle: "Ok alex lets do it!"

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