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Alternatingly fisting two men’s asses like a piston whilst smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke straight up.
Tony found two twinks and they fired up the ole steam engine at grandma’s house.
The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!
I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.
It’s a sex move that requires five things:
1. A four door sedan
2. Something to smoke
3. A bitch
4. Some duct tape
5. Consent
Go to the backseat and fuck the bitch doggystyle with all the windows in the car rolled up so it can get hot as fuck. When the car gets unbearably hot, roll the back window, the one that the bitch is facing. They should stick their head out the window to get a breath of fresh air. Immediately, roll the window back up around her neck just enough to where it ain’t choking her, but she can’t put her head back in the car. The walk around the car, light something to smoke, stick it in their mouth, duct tape it around their mouth, get back in the car, and continue fucking them. Every time you hit it from the back, they blow smoke out of their nose. Choo choo.
Credit: MattRadiant on YouTube
“This girl I was with last night was into some crazy shit!”
“What did she do?”
“She wanted me to Steam Engine her.”
“That’s wassup.”
Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
See also: Wizard, Archmage
'Wow, he just fixed that problem in a heartbeat. Is he a wizard?'
"No, he's our security engineer."
Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.
John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!
A seasoned pro from the golden age of drafting tables and floppy disks.
The Boomer Engineer is a master of analog solutions navigating a digital world.
Often seen squinting at a touchscreen or asking, "So... what is the cloud, exactly?".
They bring decades of experience—and a healthy dose of skepticism—to every tech update.
May require a millennial translator for anything involving AI, apps, or acronyms longer than three letters.
We spent half the meeting explaining how the new IoT sensors work because our Boomer Engineer thought "the cloud" was just a fancy term for offsite storage.
Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users
The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click