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National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because
It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”
The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.
She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.
v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
she broke my heart
me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie