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A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.
My brother once contracted Cooch face from a Jolie and a 23yr. old skank.
The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.
If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face
Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.
The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.
Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?
Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.
To be tight in the facial features. Usually having very defined cheekbones, and taught facial skin.
Those tight-faced bitches be thirsty.
Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)