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Used when someone says something that you didn't do or have no intention of actually doing.
Person 1: "Hey, did you do the bio homework?"
Person 2: "Nice joke, faggot"
Person 1: "You don't smoke weed right?"
Person 2: "HAHA! Nice joke, fag."
White Man: "Pick my cotton dumb nigger!"
Black Man: "Haha, nice joke. Now GET THE FUCK OUTTA HUR BEFO I SHANK YO CRACKA ASS!"
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a joke that makes people say "ooh" instead of laugh
Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.
Audience: Ooh!
this is an ooh joke
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Something your friend tells you when they are jealous of your skills and they want to make you cry. This is a form of bullying and it must be stopped asap.
"omg, your birthday is tommorow?? Aren't you turning 9??"
"Camille, you are a joke!"
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To have a session of jokes. Generally sarcasm based or making fun of something. Continuing a story with fake occurences, saying What if.. jokes.
"Dude what if like those mexican yardworkers over there had gangs and there was a gang war. They would fight with like shears and shovels and stuff. Then there's this one beefy mexican who throws running lawn mowers."
"(laughing) Yeah and they had like gang flags on their yardwork trucks"
etc. etc.
(after) "that was a fat joke session (sesh)
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the act of telling a jokish story which includes completely wrong and ridiculous ideas with abnormal thinking (an effect from the drug acid, or LSD)
in other words, a joke combined with the power of LSD to create a very abnormal joke, usually just punk kids who have nothing better to do with there lives but to make it a competition who can be the most ridiculous with there jokes
i saw this guy walking down the road, he had a sad jackolantern head, melon boobs with crescent tits, and orange juice waste, yes, a waste, made of orange juice. he had dino legs with huge claws for feet, followed by uncontrollable worm arms. he escaped a life of online crime by running out of keenies basement, now thats an acid joke.
MIKE-O! he wakes u up in the middle of the night, he has a tight 70s style tye dye shirt, a cane he carries over his shoulder, star glasses, old school roller skates, and tight leather pants, he flies on a rainbow he spawns with rainbow cricket eggs.
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When two people stand on opposite sides of the street and act like they are playing tug a war when a car approaches. A popular teenage pastime on boring summer nights.
What do you want to do tonight...go nigger knocking, throw waterballon at cars, roll someones yard, pull the rope joke?
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Something that my friends and I make too many of a day.
You're an orange away from being gay!
I'm black. Make him think that I'm black.
-some of today's latest inside jokes
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