ford f one fifty, verb, to be f-150'd
have you ever had a home just for it to get raped by your dads hamsters because you wanted to fuck your step cousin while watching sausage party on Netflix and cum so hard you turn her brown eyes white?
thats what it feels like to drive a ford f-150
man i had the best dream that i was driving a ford f-150 last night and found my step cousin,
did you fuck?
yeah i pounded her like a monkey wrench on a Cummins engine
A girl who cut off her nipples as a child and has no curves. Emmeline is the funniest person she knows, and she knows A LOT of people. She has a sweating problem, but that doesn’t stop her from being radiant.
“You know Emmeline Ford?”
“Yeah”
“Emmeline Ford is so cool”
A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.
Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?
Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.
1. A full sized van made by ford with 4 generations, where the van version replaced by the European based transit in 2014 while the cutaway chassis version still sold today new in 2024
2. A vehicle driven by Caribbean/Haitian/ blacks as “dollar vans” in New York City. Its cargo versions are used by many companies like construction and plumbing. Also pedos & kidnappers love to drive white cargo econolines (so if you see a suspicious white or any other econoline especially in a lonely or dark area stay Far away from that van and call the copz)
3. A nasty sex act were similar to the “minivan” or shocker where two or more persons gives a female two in the pink, and 15 in the stink.
1. I remembered as an 11 year old my family rented a 15 seater Ford Econoline with our 9 cousins to a trip to Pennsylvania, these vans brings me soo much childhood nostalgia.
2A. I rode the dollar van a grey econoline from Jamaica center to green acres and it rode nice
B. Hannah: Why is that white van keep following me in 23rd street.
Billy: those are pedos following you how did you get to lose them?
Hannah: I ran soo fast and luckily I got the train as soon as I run to the station.
Billy: ur lucky
3. Horny girl: I went to this club and 2 guys gave me the Ford Econoline and the two in the cooch felt nice but the 15 in the poop hole felt weird, it’s similar to the Toyota hiace but instead of 3 fingers, it’s two fingers in the vag.
Unofficial name for the new electric ford mustang
My parents bought me a ford hippo as a graduation gift
A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.
Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass
Hayden... a loving humble person. Although he gets on my nerves and I just want to punch him I love him, he’s been like a brother to me when my own wasn’t, he stands up for people that’s why you need a Hayden ford in your life.
Hayden Ford Your are so kind.