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Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #48
This works best when your girlfriend refuses to have sex with you due your sexually transmitted disease.
Tell your girlfriend you understand what she wants and plan an encounter in two weeks. Until that day do not wipe your bum after bowel movements, thereby creating a thick crust of dingleberries and residue in and around your crack.
On the night of the date, turn the heating way up, to around 100 degrees.
When she comes over engage her making sure you are on top. At this point the sweat which will inevitably accumulate will pick up the residue on your butt and seap down into her vagina and anus, flowing down from the north inflaming everything in its path.
"Yeah I gave her the old 'General Sherman'
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A completely useless and parasitic body that does; it takes up space and wastes time.
Brad Vasoli was elected as a represenative to the General Assembly, boy will he fit in.
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General Razorvice, or better known as the iron fist of Bandos, is a skilled and extremely brutal warrior in brawled combat(use of fists only). He led his hordes of orcs and goblins into battle, feral but courageous... This is most certainly the most wisest and well-known Bandos General ever born as it is almost impossible to find an entire legion of orcs who are courageous...
General Razorvice lead his hordes into the abyss of the Pretender in an attempt to overthrow him from Gelinior.
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The act of a male receiving oral sex during childbirth. A risky maneuver considering the circumstances, but according to legend provides mutual benefit for the couple, as women who swallow during pregnancy have a lower risk of complications, as well as the established scientific fact that women giving oral sex are more relaxed, and the male gets to have an orgasm. Probably.
1.The labor had gone on too long. The birth was going to be too hard. The situation required something else long and hard, so the doctor recommended a radical treatment: the general hospital. "Only your 8-roper can save this baby now," he said, "you know what to do."
2. Colloquially; "It wasn't all bad, she general hospital'd me bro."
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When a dominant man or woman jerks off two guys with her hands, whilst simultaneously rubbing two other dudes with her feet. It should be noted that it's only a "general" grievous if the girl insists on performing the act. If it was someone else's idea, well, it's treason then.
chad: Bro I was at this party last night, and after I returned from the bathroom, I walked into this girl giving some dudes a general grievous.
brad: So uncivilized.
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My parents are part of the journey generation. Including that of genred music Styx, rep speed wagon Steve miller band and sorts.
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