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When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
term for americans, specifically white people. Meant to say “gringos” but won’t get picked up by Facebooks hate algorithms.
Also said as “🟢👻”
why do 🟢👻 always get explosive bowels after eating our food?
stupid f***king green ghosts.
The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.
My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.
Ghost stories has the best English dub on it ever
Person one: have you seen that one Anime…. Uhhh Ghost stories I think it’s called
Person two: you think? It’s one of the best Animes you’ll ever see. It’s really funny and I almost cried at the end
To roast someone by omission. Generally without them knowing they've been roasted.
"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."
When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner
George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.
The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.
Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?
Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.
Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.