You're wasting my free minutes

when you're on your cell after 9 or 7 (when its free) and the person you're talking to is wasting your time with their stupidity

Person: Brittany Spears is my role model.
You: You're wasting my free minutes, you know that?

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calm you're tits

When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.

Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos

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You're so lame circa 1985

A comeback used when people that think of themselves as popular or cool make a lame one-liner and think it's the funniest thing since "I'm on a boat," when in reality you aren't affected at all.

Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.

New Girl: Who are they?

Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!

Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?

Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!

(high-five)

New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!

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You're so hot right now

Telling someone they are embarassed by a romantic gesture that has been offered to them
;Telling someone that they look the best they can possibly look at the moment

You're so hot right now in those vintage jeans.
I think I'm in love with you (giggle), you're so hot right now!

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I smell what you're stepping in.

I understand what you're saying

-This place sucks
- Yea Dude, I smell what you're stepping in.

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I bet you're fun at parties

A retort against someone who takes a fun conversation way too seriously, to the point their very presence is a buzzkill.

Normal guy: I expected nothing and I still feel let down, lol. Couldn't have been any worse, right?!

Buzzkill: That you were let down means you had some expectations. It's impossible otherwise.

Normal guy: I bet you're fun at parties.

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Where you are and how you're dressed

Points out that circumstances or behavior should have been obvious or anticipated when taking time and place into consideration. What do you expect considering where you happen to be and what you happen to be doing?

A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."

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