what you say when you're sad and want people to stay, and say this as a test to see if they care enough about you to stay
Friend- Are you ok? what happened??
You- Nothing. Just go away..
Friend- ok.. I hope you feel better.
*leaves*
You- Fuck.
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what you tell somebody to do when they are just full of shit.
Guy 1: Yeah, those waves were so rough, that I eliminated them and became the emperor penguin.
Girls: wtf?
Guy 2: Dude Just Shut Up!
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someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world
Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.
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Usually used when people aren't actually kidding but probably should be.
Awe man your mom's so hot I wanna tongue-punch her fart-box... Lol just kidding.
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the thing you tell the principal when you type into google download hentai free on a school account.
Principal: why did you search for that?
Kid: I was just joking. Plz no kill
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When someone is a complete douche, and claims it was just a prank.
father- *le car crash*
kid- no! le father is dead!
father- don't be a cry babeh boi! It's just a prank bro!
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what you say after you piss off a bunch of black men "in the hood" and they start beating you up
White male: fuck off, nigger kys
*black male starts beating up White male*
White male: ITS JUST A PRANK BRO CALM DOWN ITS JUST A PRANK
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