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kick up basically means im chillin
niya: your good?
Kay: yea I’m kick up
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Looking for opossums at night with a spotlight, and running after them and kicking them.
David Beckham can sure kick a soccer ball, but he's not opossum kicking material.
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A phrase describing a heavily pregnant woman. When she is viewed from the side, her body shape looks like she has recieved a heavy kick in the back.
Andy: Have you seen Tracy recently shes been kicked in the back,
John: Oh right you mean she's pregnant.
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1.) Also known as a "Hook Kick".
2.) To kick someone with the instep of one's foot rather than the ball of the foot (AKA Front Kick) It is known as the girlie kick for its graceful and feminine appearance. A woman will often use the "girlie kick" when kicking a man in the crotch, whereas a guy will often use the front kick technique.
3.) In certain forms of Ro Sham Bo, namely "Professional Ro Sham Bo" girlie kicks are illegal. This is so because girlie kicks can be used to cheat or "set up a match." Cheating is ensued by kicking with the toe tips up into the anal region, thereby missing the crotch.
"Okay, as Ro Sham Bo ref I'm nominating Jenny and Diane to be kickers for they are proven unbiased. Mike and Tim are the opponents, the spectator money which is totaling $30.00 is the spoils.
Mike and Tim derobe down into your speedos.
Jen and Diane, take off your shoes. All kicks will be rotated after each round. You are kicking with medium force and all kicks must be equal in force to your previous kicks unless told otherwise. Oh yeah, to prevent cheating there ARE NO GIRLIE KICKS. Girlie Kicks have been banned from professional Ro Sham Bo, much the same as wearing anything BUT speedos for the opponents. Girls, let the nut kicking commence.
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A Urinal Kick is an epic maneuver in which some guy is taking leak in a urinal in a bathroom and you kick the back of his knee, causing him to fall backwards onto the disguisting piss-covered floor, possibly pissing into the air onto himself. Not cool unless you really hate the person. Seriously.
I U.K'ed (Urinal Kicked) that asshole who cut me off on the way to work. He deserved it. Seriously.
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When one preforms sexual intercourse with one of their feet. Usually followed by the wiggling of the digits. Can be preformed between two people.
"I want to kick your fuck so bad right now"
"the foot foot fetishist kicked the fuck out of his partner"
"Im really sore, i got the fuck kicked out of me last night"
"I needed to wash my foot after Kicking the Fuck the other day"
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A devastating kick which requires both skill and strength. Getting a running start jump into the air and straighten your body like a missile, striking your enemy feet first in the groin chest or face.
Holy shit that flying burrito kick destroyed that baby, why would you burrito kick a baby?
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