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Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
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The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.
That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
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A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
a girl that's different looking
Person 1: is she hot?
Person 2: well... she's unique looking...
Person 1: so... she's a slug monster?
Totally a dyke term.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
I heard she was a total muff monster.
A task monster is someone gets things done! Someone who is motivated and is able to power through his/her to do list.
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a muthaflippin task monster!
a person who is so ugly that they're bordering on non-human.
dude, have you seen that guy's new girlfriend?
yeah man, what a fugle-monster!