Urban Business Gamer

Nobody actually knows what the fuck this is...except apparently MSI.

My Guess=A dude who works at some dot com in the center of a big city and occasionally logs into CS:GO on his lunch break while eating at his desk cause he is just anti social enough to avoid hanging out with hi work colleagues, but not hardcore enough to just play a proper game (CS:GO included) when he gets home. AKA. A Filthy Light Gamer

Urban Business Gamer...A Day in the Life

Joe: Hey bro...you want join us for lunch outside?...We are gonna hang with those girls from accounting, maybe throw the Frisbee around after too.

Small Dick Harry: Umm....I think Im going to just eat this celery stick and sit at my desk whilst playing Counter Strike with the guys from engineering.

Joe: oh, ok...I'll just tell the girls you prefer cock....makes for a shorter explanation when they ask where you are. Salute.

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rubbin my business

Whacking off, jackin off, beating your meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, yankin etc..

Give me a quick 15 while a rub my business.
"im not gonna rub his business"
"fuck off im rubbin my business"

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This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal!

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! — This is an example of the literary reversal theme wherein a well known oft quoted line or trope is inverted to show another facet of meaning to the idea. This example occurs in the movie New Jack City that takes the famous trope “THIS IS NOT PERSONAL; IT’S BUSINESS” and inverts it to make the point that ultimately narcotic drugs did destroy the uneasy symbiotic balance between the strange bed fellows: organized crime and organized policing.

In words of Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in the same movie: MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT RUNS THE MARATHONS.

Can you say Iran Contra Drugs for Arms Scandal, boys and girls? I knew that you could!!!

No matter what anyone tries to pretend: IT’S ALWAYS PERSONAL TO SOMEONE.

ALWAYS.

Ice-T as Scotty Appleton in New Jack City: “This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! I want to shoot you so bad my dick is hard!!”

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Taking Care of Business

When a woman that wants to have crazy sex with you but she lives to far away. By taking care of business you travel to the woman's location and fuck the shit out of her.

George lived 2 hours away from Jill (a girl he met at college) and Jill really wants to have sex with George. George decides to take work off so he can go "taking care of business" and travel the 2 hours to fuck Jill.

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How to keep a moron busy

See How to keep a moron busy.

See the example for How to keep a moron busy.

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Bay Area Business School

A pyramid scheme to separate well educated liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance. The scheme relies on false promises of high ROI, social rank, beer and Rotel on Fridays, a prom night do-over, and a view of the top 2% of the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, providing insight into the human condition.

The top of pyramid is dominated by prep school spawn with low likeability. They live on a revenue stream from participants, but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”

The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. Known as “Deans,” they are considered outcasts in the top tier circles.

The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting arrangements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would actually provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and bottom-shelf gorged orgies.

Yeah I got suckered at a Bay Area business school. I blew 80k and my junk grew a second head.

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3-5 Business Days

Commonly used phrase in Hypixel and Hypixel-related communities to represent something having an undetermined amount of time, that's likely to almost never happen or take a very long time.

It is said to have originated from the "Wizard Tower" of Hypixel SkyBlock where the NPC there has been replying with the dialogue: "Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 3-5 business days to fix!" for the past ~2.5 years and counting.

Friend: "When is x coming out?"
Me: "3-5 Business Days"

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