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A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.
Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
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Food for thought, in a literal sense. It is food whose purpose is to fuel a late night study session or any other situation in which the brain is actually to be utilized.
Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.
I've got to write this fucking term paper by tomorrow. Go down to the T-bell and get me some goddamned Brahmin noodles, yeah?
Ironically:
Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.
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Another word for the Chinese restaurant, The Great wall. Can be used to describe any Chinese restaurant that serves Lo mein noodles.
Rachel: "Hey, heff what are you doing? Do you wanna go to long noodle with me? I'm starving!"
Wendy: "Yeah, me too! Lemme get my shit together."
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Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.
Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.
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When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.
"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"
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Chinese man's lubricated soft penis
After Jackie Chan busted one in Connie Chung's ass, all was left was a gel noodle.
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When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.
Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?
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