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bridget jones

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

by derek October 4, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jenny Jones

A show that offered an unusuakky good source of masturbation material.

Tweenies? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Me likey antidisplentrau ism ja?

by Jacob\'s Bladduh April 27, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


andruw jones

like the worst player to ever be considered in an mvp race ever. career batting average is like .270, strikes out 90 percent of the time, hits .100 something with runners in scoring position, needs to find another hobby besides throwing his back out swinging a piece of wood.

wow that andruw jones guy just hit the ball a mile, i wonder if him going from hitting 30homeruns to hitting 51 homeruns has anything to do with steiroids. . . .

by johnnie o'toole November 22, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jim Jones

A rapper who was originally famous for We Fly High. He is now famous because of Pop Champagne. Jim Jones is amazing.

Dayumm..
That Jim Jones is hott.

by Kindahl February 12, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heather Jones

A bitch who doesn't care about anyone else besides herself.

That girl is a bitch.

Oh that's Heather Jones.

by life.sucks. July 11, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


mike jones

Coolest kid in the world, by far!

Mike jones is the shit!

by who? March 19, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


Osian Jones

A term used to describe a person under the thumb from a parent.

Can also be used as a term to describe a person who thinks that they are of Welsh descent, when in actuality are not.

He has to live at home next year? He's a right Osian Jones!

by smits017 February 10, 2010

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