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The first piss you take after a wank or sex
"Just had a super wank gunna take a sperm piss now brb"
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The little 'sweets' found in urinals that help to clean them and eliminate the odour of stale piss. (Usually found in yellow or blue.)
"Oi, mate, your breath smells like a urinal, have you been eating piss mints?
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When someone/something is beyond any definition of something negative. Also used to describe any unpleasant situation, negative turn of events, or overall poor quality of any given day.
1.
"Hey, what do you think of the picture I drew?"
"Umm, it's straight piss!"
2.
"Man, I can't believe someone would fuck me over like that."
"Yeah, thats straight piss."
3.
"So last night was suppose to be a wild time and it turned out to be all this drama, she got sick so we had to leave early, lost my fucking wallet THEN I hit like an hour of traffic on the way back. STRAIGHT PISS!"
4.
"So I got fired today over some bullshit......yup, straight piss!"
5.
"So my boy said he had all these hotties coming down last night, so I show up to the bar..."
"And how they look?"
"Son........STRAIGHT PISS!"
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After one or more people has peed into a toilet, and before the toilet has been flushed, a victim (normally the person who peed)will have his head shoved in the toilet, and while his head is in the toilet, the executer of the swirly flushes the toilet.
"He had just peed, so I gave him a good, old-fashioned piss swirly."
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(Slang) To a high degree; overly. See syn. at very.
I have a job interview at 11am tomorrow, but that won't stop me from getting piss-ass drunk tonight.
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Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"
Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"
Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"
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A thief who steals the wallet out of his victims' back pocket, while the victim is using a urinal in a public restroom.
Phil: "Man, my wallet was just stolen in the men's room!
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.
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