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Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.
When a woman puts on nail polish and doesn't bother removing it or adding to it making it look worn out and bad.
she went out the other night with her boyfriend and hasn't replaced it, yeah she totally has vintage nail polish!
A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.
She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower
A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.
"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"
It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".
When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.
Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.