cat turds the family dog picks out of the litter box
"Don't let Bart lick your face! He's been eating poop snacks again!"
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A normal foot sock which is used to catch feces from World of Warcraft players who can't get up to use the bathroom while in the heat of battle.
I've been playing WOW for 2 days straight and my poop sock is almost full.
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When you use facebook while on the crapper.
Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?
You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
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A racial slur referring to black people black people as monkeys who throw their own poop.
"Damn I hate playing Bball with all these poop slangers!"
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generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex
Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!
She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.
I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
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The bath taken after soiling pants while asleep.
I woke up with poop in my pants so i had to go take a poop bath
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A vile receptical used by morbidly obese, Jabba the Hutt type people who are immobile and consequently must keep something nearby in which to relieve their bowels and bladder.
Mike Spencer never leaves his chair and uses a poop jug, which is probably never emptied or cleaned.
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