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The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.
I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy
When jerk off your ballsack rather than jerking off your schlong
That rubber tug hurt my testiclads
A term for when a man cums too fast during intercourse and has to immediately re-wrap for round two with a semi-flaccid appendage. There is no chance of cumming again, he is just trying to please his woman.
“I had really bad rubber nuts Tuesday night but Allison said she’d dump me if I didn’t keep going. I ended up rubber nutting her for the following 25 minutes”
She knows weather. She knows when to have him put on the rubber poncho.
Rhyming Slang
Like up ya nose with a rubber hose
Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb
Male Singer: He's made of rubber!
Female Singers: How did dat happen?
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM
When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve