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When a dude is fucking a dude in the ass you go to give him the reach around. Right before the point of no return you pull out and shove your free handed fist elbow deep into the anal cavity.
Phil: oh yeah thats good
Joel: oh yeah are you ready to take it like a man, here comes the Santa Fe Butt Punch
Phil: Bring it big daddy!!
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Ass sucking piece of junk school. Most of the kids are mexicans. No hot chicks. The guys are all dicks who think they're cool. All around sucks
"Hey did u hear about that kid John Reese? All he does is play video games all day!"
"No. What school does he go to?"
"Santa Barbara Junior High."
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A high school located in Simi Valley, California, primarily dedicated to the liberal arts and performing arts.
The student body consists of an overwhelming majority of teens that come from middle to upper class families, who openly embrace pseudoperceptions of rebellion (i.e. wearing all black in order to conform, developing any given mainstream psychiatric disorder in order to conform, becoming lesbian until graduation in order to conform).
Essentially, it is a school that could very well be a poster child for any given music scene that sucks.
Here is a typical example of Santa Susana High School Students.
Jessica: GODS how I loathe my life! My parents are unbearable, this school sucks ass, and I wish I were dead!
Callie: ...Your 'unbearable parents?' The same ones that let you do whatever you want and pay for everything you should be paying for yourself at the age of 18? Your very same school that lets you dress in about any way you want and openly embraces coddling children as opposed to discipline? Such a horrid life you lead.
Jessica: I KNOW! I just want to die!
Callie: Well, then off yourself already.
Jessica: Well, okay... I don't want to die today. But maybe tomorrow. I'll post an angsty blog about in on myspace expressing how alone and painful my life really is. THEN I will kill myself.
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El Puerto de Santa María (Spanish: "The Port of Saint Mary", locally known as just El Puerto) is a municipality located on the banks of the Guadalete River in the province of Cádiz, Spain.
The town of El Puerto de Santa María is 10 km north east of Cádiz across the bay of Cádiz and is best known for having been the port from which Columbus sailed on his second voyage to the Americas.
Feria del Vino Fino (Spring's fair): El Puerto de Santa María's local week of fiesta, dancing sherry drinking and sevillana dancing this is usually in the middle of May. This is the principal festival is the Feria de Primavera (Spring Fair), held between the fifth and sixth week after Holy Week. In recent years, it has coincided with May 1.
El Puerto de Santa María is a place to enjoy, with beatiful beaches. And there is a competition with Jerez, that this town always loses, because El Puerto is the best. Official Sports are: Fishing in the river, eating fried fish (pescaito frito) and drinking Fino Wine.
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Orange County's drunken version of the Dirty Sanchez after dining at El Ranchitos.
Jeff and LeAnna were at El Ranchitos drinking margaritas. Afterwards they went back to Jeff's place and he gave that dirty bitch a Dirty Rancho Santa Margarita.
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We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...
example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"
bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("
ryan " holy santa claus shit"
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When you cum through a cheese grader and shake it all over your partner just like it’s snowing, than proceed to smear it all over them using the cheese grader. This ends up creating a mess of blood and cum which is now a Santa Fe snow storm. Rinse and repeat
I can’t wait to try the Santa Fe snow storm tonight!
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