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Something I have never have but I am desperately horny and I get off to Ariana Grande.
Ben: Bro i just had sex for the first time with amanda
Me: *dies inside*
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What every single definition on urban dictionary has something to do with
Shelf is where your penis for sex is as big as a shelf
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1) Shorthand for sexual intercourse
2)Another word for gender (i.e. male or female)
1) The couple had sex.
2)The dormitories at the activity centre are mixed-sex
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hey dude do you think you'll ever have sex
dude: ...
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when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much
they take each others clothes off and daddy takes his long dick
and sticks it up mommy's ass
then he sticks it right into mommy's vagina
last night i couldn't fall asleep so i rolled over and my hand landed on my wife's boobs,
so i undid her bra and held on,
then she rolled around and told me to pull off her thong and just stick my dick up her ass.
that was the weirdest sex I've ever had
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The act of another individual or individuals stimulating someone with the underlying intent of reaching an orgasm
We totally had sex last night, but I didn't come
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