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When a girl gives an oral sex to a guy using her teeth only.
Guy 1: „Yo man, my girl gave me a raw suck yesterday..”
Guy 2: „Oh shit fam...are you okay down there?” *proceeds to suck him off to ease the pain*
(noun)
In short, someone who will bend over backwards to blow the guy looking over their shoulder.
An individual who makes frequent, obvious, and sometimes disingenuous attempts to impress, please, or win favor with people who are either in a position of authority over them, or who have something that they want. One can be a suck-up because they wish to gain something tangible (promotion/pay, favors, gifts, etc.) by pleasing the other person, or because of a pathological need to be liked by others, the former being more common. At least a few suck-ups can be found in most workplaces.
Similar: brown-noser, teacher's pet, kiss-ass, ass kisser, yes-man.
(verb)
To "suck up" (two words, usually not hyphenated) is the act of being a suck-up.
Similar: Brown-nose, brown-nosing, ass-kissing.
(noun)
Guy 1) Wow, dude. Jerry is running all over Hell and creation to make his boss happy. I'm surprised he hasn't bent over backwards to blow the guy yet.
Guy 2) Yeah, well promotions are right around the corner and Jerry's a world-class suck-up.
(verb)
Guy 1) Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir? Do you need a cup of coffee, perhaps?
Guy 2) Jerry, don't suck up to me. Nobody's getting Christmas bonuses this year and that includes you.
A woman who enjoys performing fellatio on a man. Then riding him for awhile then performing fellatio again. This can go on until the cows come home, so to speak. If it makes everybody happy.
She told me she liked to go to the races, but she didn't have a gambling addiction. She wanted to be my suck jockey, she would lick me, suck me and ride me all night long. Frankly when she said I could be her Trifecta ticket I was a little worried. It wasn't that she might wear silks either. I had to make sure she wasn't into using crops or whips.
When somebody won't let a joke die down and try hard to make it work that's when you know somebody socially sucks
"hey deb, Last night I heard Rick made a joke and wouldn't let it die down! "yeah man that guy socially sucks" somebody
When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.
I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.
"Hey, can you suck my dick?"
"Dude, I'm not gay."
"Don't worry man, it's just a bro-suck!"
The two special words that would put girls on the trigger. They’ll make you suck them making you realise that you are an asshole in every way and that you don’t deserve them.
Girl: *Moans*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*
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when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy
That pirate sure does like sucking lemons