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The look of horrified surprise caused by being poked from behind by a phallic object, most often the penis of an Indian.
Right as the picture was taken, a smiling Kumar brandished his penis and poked Megan in the back. Although she could barely feel it, she still experienced an Indian Surprise that she will not soon forget!
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When you are going down on a girl and she queefs in your mouth as your eating her out
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when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.
I thought cindy was asleep last night until i woke up to a possum surprise!
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When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.
Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!
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Sticking you thumb in your partners butt then putting your thumb in your mouth with the "Fudge" on your thumb
Frank stuck his thumb in bobs ass and then put his thumb in his mouth and got a fudge surprise.
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When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT
The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun
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When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.
Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
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