office donkey

The loud obnoxius person in the office that does not know they are the loud obnoxius person. Also chews gum with their mouth open and is very annoying to everyone in the office environment.

"Have you met the new girl Annie today, Bob?" "Yeah, you mean that office donkey she's one annoying bitch.

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Donkey Cunt

A term used for a mexican woman, that's a whore

Man 1: See that bitch?
Man 2: yeah...
Man 3: She's a donkey cunt bitch

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donkey call

An anonymous call to a friend or colleague - when they answer the phone, you yell "donkey" and hang up.

"Hey, let's donkey call Al!"

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donkey skeeter

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy

- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"

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donkey yogurt

The secretion of male nectar.
(as found in the vital studies in Homo sapien Spermenology)

Meriel said: "He he he...I'm just gonna unzip this and..oh!"

Virgil replied: "Oh baby, just yeah. Wrap those drunken slut lips around my .... uhhhhh...."

Meriel: "Ow! You got donkey yogurt in my eye!"

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donkey butter

One of many types of male spooge

Man, I love the taste of your donkey butter

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Donkey punch

first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.

uh im gonna be an asshole and donkey punch julie. yeah thats real fucking smart.

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