Funny onion

Someone who you are attracted to

Wow he’s a funny onion

sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.

Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.

i made the onion

lmao i make onions and the guy who gave her son an onion

lmao but seriously i made the onion and i make many onions so hmu for some onions

hairy onion

haha rhythm heaven reference very funny I’m laughing on the floor and crying

“hairy onion”
“lmao”

onion spit

When a person’s musty body odor is compared to the smell of onion spit.

Did you put on deodorant today? You smell just like onion spit.