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Elephant Trunk

An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.

I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.

by Cut > uncut May 7, 2024


Elephant Hunter

A type of person who always mentions the elephant in the room.

So how’s your relationship with your dad?
Wow… you’re such an elephant hunter

by Hunter Biden Real April 14, 2024


Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022


elephant sanctuary

A group of fat elderly males performing a circle jerk.

I saw grandpa at the elephant sanctuary.

by Benoit Balls January 24, 2017


Mad elephant

Sexual presentation of genetailia. Twisting of one's hips to cause the penis to fling left and right in a rapid movement resembling an elephant trunk.

I walked in the room doing the mad elephant and she forgot all about the broken dishes.

by Wolfman Fats June 1, 2017


elephant

its elephant thats all

look at the elephant!

by ø┴Å√⌠Ω March 12, 2021


elephant

Information that is impossible to forget.

The story Scrambled Eggs in What We Remember, What We Forget is an elephant for Olivia. Other information taught in schools that she is SUPPOSED to remember aren't an elephant for her, though..........

by Obedience June 18, 2023