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Edmonds are usually sophisticated and sensitive human beings with good foresight and uncanny abilities to predict the future. They are generally exceptional kissers and dynamite in the sack. They are also responsible and good cooks. When they see what they want, they just go get it.
"I need some advice - I need to go see an Edmond"
"Oooh, that Edmond sure can kiss!"
"I need an Edmond to make me dinner."
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Tall, funny, smart, friendly guy. Amazing at sports. Excellent leader, and cooks like Chef Ramsey. He`s a good friend that will not let your secrets slip out and when in an relationship, will do whatever to make it work out well! Respectful and humble.
Man, that guy is so tall and nice. He must be an Edmond.
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Edmond is the one dip shit friend that is all ways there for you and make you laugh. Edmond will want to be a bachelor and all ways make jokes. Edmond isn’t that smart but he cares about you
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Every one of history's most brutal, intolerant, and prejudiced dictators consolidated into one person. All of the most aggressive political and war ideologies wrapped around an ego. The reincarnation of every enemy imaginable.
Manipulative and bigoted yet mannered when he wants to be.
Against:
All of LGBT
Disabilities
All philosophies that aren't his
Liberalism and a little conservatism
The egotist who will grow to sadly become the next Hitler. The one everyone will neglect until it's too late.
Someone: "I don't really like the idea of all-gender bathrooms..."
Me: "Sounds very Edmond-like of you."
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An asian guy's name variation of "Edward". Edmond's are always talented in an area you would have never guessed. Tall, lazy, spoiled, moody, and wishes too hard for some model to be in bed with him every single minute of his life. BTW they ABSOLUTELY hate being called "Eddy".
1: "Hey is that guy painting naked women?"
2: "Yeah I would have never guessed Edmond was such a great artist!"
1: "Dude, that painting is making me bone."
2: "..."
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A small, yet increasing in number, city in Oklahoma. Full of rich brats who think they are better than everyone else.
Edmond is the worst city ever, I can't believe your moving there!
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Edmonds are a menace to society, they will pick up a fight with every single person in the world even if they seem outmatched they will not hesitate to play dity. But shortly after they realise their mistake and ask for forgivness even tho they beated up a guy half to their death.
P:Speaking from what ive seen a Edmond can do.