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What you say to someone when you want their Butterfinger.
Dude one: "Dude! I got so many Butterfingers on Halloween!"
Dude two: "Dude! Finger me!"
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When you want to maul someone and you pull down your pants and tell them you have a sixth finger,while using your dick to blend in, but upon further inspection they will notice they are meat gazing and feel silly.
Yo check out my sixth finger!
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The competitive sport of trying to get the quickest time between meeting a girl for the first time and fingering her. Many "bros" compete with their "bros" to get the quickest time. Many times "bros" will be on a mission to speed finger before they meet the girl to get a quicker time.
Me and my bros went out to go speed fingering. I got a girl in 47 minutes and my homie did it in only 15 minutes!
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(v.) The act of stimulating a female's genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. Not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.
"He finger blasted me so hard, I swear to God he ruptured my uterus."
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Someone who is stupid or says something stupid or someone who deserves to be jerk fingered.
Gerard: Can you eats Lions
Tim: You fucking Jerk Finger
And when you call someone a jerk finger, you jerk off your left index finger then point at the person in question with the right index finger and call them a "Jerk Finger". I'ts all in the fingers.
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The act of flexing your index and middle fingers on each hand rapidly in the air while speaking to indicate "here's where the quote begins and ends." Particularly useful when conversing via phone and the other person can't see you doing it, such as:
And then she said - and I'm using my quotey fingers here - "..."
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When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!
Amy: So how was your night with Benny?
Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..
Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!
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