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When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.
Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"
Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"
A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach
Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution
A teenager new to programming who asks simple questions and holds strong opinions based on very limited experience.
Coined by FuryoShonen.
This Python Year Old kept messaging me asking for help with his Discord Bot
something you say to your friends to annoy the fuck out of them
it’s been a year daddy, i really really miss you
just look it up on youtube, you’ll find it :)
Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.
Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.
Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!
Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
Year 7 road men are little kids who think they are hard but they haven’t even had a girlfriend before
Yeah year 7 roadmen are actually stupid init
The generic term for the predictable "I've had such a great (insert year), look at what I did" status updates and tweets in the lead up to the new year.
"Urgh, I hate Facebook this time of year."
"Yeah, my timeline's covered with New Year's Evegotism"