Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.
Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.
Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!
Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
Year 7 road men are little kids who think they are hard but they haven’t even had a girlfriend before
Yeah year 7 roadmen are actually stupid init
This is something said by a young child to Fe4RLess during a Fortnite match.
Fearless: how old are you man?
Kid: six!
Fearless: nice to meet you man! I'm seven
Kid: you sound like a Big Year Old
Fearless: nah man I'm sick
A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.
Are either cute af or just stupid.
Example : we were all 1 year old s.
something you say to your friends to annoy the fuck out of them
it’s been a year daddy, i really really miss you
just look it up on youtube, you’ll find it :)
Where adults get drunk and kids run around in the background>
"my mom is so drunk from new years eve!"
A war that lasted thirty years
Dumbass: Hey how long did the thirty years war last?
Me: Thirty years, dumbass.