taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town

Slag for sexual intercourse. "Skin-Boat" refers to a penis. "Tuna-Town" refers to the vagina.

She let me take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town without even a "HELLO!"

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tuna cock syndrome (aka TCS)

its when a mans penis is abnormally thick and not so generous in length therfore symbolic of a tuna can

john has tuna cock syndrome. it drives the girls wild.

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laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person

If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

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parkin' the beef bus in tuna town

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.

"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."

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take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

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furry tuna taco with extra cheese

noun. A term used to describe a females hairy, juicey "in a bad way" vagina.

Why did you throw a munch on rosie o'donald's furry tuna taco with extra cheese.

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