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When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
one who is to be seen on a BOARDSKI, the species is normally to be spotted in a train behind an instuctor (generally ESF)in a vomit or fluro colourd one peice.
UBER puntter is glen plake in 78 minus the back scratcher steez
An act that is uncool under any circumstances.
"Hey, do you want to come over today?"
"No, I can't because I have work."
"That's uber uncool man."
The very last Friday of the year, especially if that Friday is followed by a series of extra days off. Therefore making it uber-friday.
I hate working between Christmas and New Years, it's a waste of time because nobody is doing anything businesswise. That said, thank God tomorrow is Uber-Friday and I don't come back to work till Tuesday. Tgiuf
One more round of drinks at a bar/pub because you dont have to drive.
Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.
Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin
When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.
Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!