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People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.
"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"
"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."
When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
one who is to be seen on a BOARDSKI, the species is normally to be spotted in a train behind an instuctor (generally ESF)in a vomit or fluro colourd one peice.
UBER puntter is glen plake in 78 minus the back scratcher steez
When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.
Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!
One more round of drinks at a bar/pub because you dont have to drive.
Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.
Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin