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A very overrated newspaper that the majority of folks depend on to get their news about everything. Mostly shares populist and moderately liberal viewpoints, with an inherent bias towards the US. The op-eds can sometimes come off as a bit moralizing. Not a bad news source by any means, but far from being the greatest newspaper.
Someone: What do you think about the New York Times?
Me: eh, it's alright I guess.
Approximately 36 seconds, as opposed to the normal 60 seconds in a minute
"So would you do her?"
"In a new york minute."
*manning conspiracy
i find it very convinient that for the second year in a row, a manning has beaten the patriots and we all know the mannings hate the patriots and how big of endorsement whores they are. hmmm...
and i'm a cowboys fan. well, there's bias against the new york giants because of that. but that's not the point.
oh, and eli still sucks you fucking morons.
Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?
Lawrence: For a New York Minute.
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A new way to explain to someone how badly you choked in a dire situation.
How did you miss that shot?!?" "Sorry man, I New York Giants.
A black person who acts like a white person.
Person 1: Let's go play a pickup basketball game at the park?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm pretty bad at basketball.
Person 3: That guy is such a York peppermint patty... No black guy is bad at basketball.
A atrocious team who blew a 31-10 lead with 7:45 left in the 4th quarter to give the NFC East title to the Eagles and can't even anticipate an onside kick
New York Giants fan: DeSean Jackson coming to return, he's going to fumble, and oh no.
Eagles fan: Oh My God!! They did it!!!
Giants fan: crying and walking away