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May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
Your girlfriend has to send you a picture of there pussy
This holiday is on April 2nd
boyfriend: Hey babe look what day it is
Girlfriend:Monday
Boyfriend:no national see pussy day!
Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!
Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..
A time where everyone gathers to have a joyful holiday on February 11th
The catchphrase of Mr. Christopher Jean Hunt, teacher of both regular American Government and Politics and Advanced Placement (AP) American Government and Politics at Camdenton High School. Used to remind students of the Elasticity Clause of Article One of the United States Constitution.
Take Three and Eighteen and stretch it to meet the needs of a nation.
A national holiday that comes once a year on the beautiful day of November 7. We celebrate this day for big pimp which is the mr meaty. So errrbody get yo pimpin on ya diiiggg!!!
Wassup big pimp
Wassup nigglet
You on tha pimpin shi huh?
Hell yeah it’s national pimp day homie
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On every 28th January, we celebrate the National Fluffu Day by wearing the "southpaw" outfit on the popular game called "Fortnite".
Fluffu is a well known biggest southpaw fan out there and people gather as a community to celebrate their special day!
"Happy National Fluffu Day!" "It's National Fluffu Day!" "When's the National Fluffu Day?"