Rural Dictionary

violet white

She is the most amazing girl in the world. She is rather tall and witty. She takes a joy in forming emotional bonds and spreading love. She is sweet but also spicy.

Isn't Violet White quite a catch, or rather the catch.

by One of few named Violet April 16, 2022

After sexual intercourse in the “prone bone” position, the man pulls out and finishes at the top of the woman’s back. He leaves for a lengthy period of time while the cum slowly drips down the “half-pipe” of the woman’s back.

I pulled off a Shaun White -2008 last night. She was stuck there for 11 minutes!

by Gwalmartt July 15, 2024

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021