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Sex involving multiple people of an upper class.
Man #1: Why I say my good sir, would you like to get the wives together for a night of group sex?
Man #2: Don't talk like that, it's plural sex.
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BECAUSE WE ARE HIGH.
lololol.
abbreviation - cms.
SUBSTITUTE CMS WITH IT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE.
I want it.
(I WANT CRAZY MONKEY SEX)
LOLOLOLOL
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when people have butt/anal sex with a man, and they have the sudden urge to shove a banana up their own ass so they can enjoy double penetration. The Double penetration is your dick in the guys ass and the banana in your ass.
I fucking walked in on my friends have banana butt sex. Fucking fags!!
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sex when attaching googly eyes to ur penis and the she attachs them to her va jj and they "talk"(have sex)
dam i was having hot googly eye sex with my girl fridn last night
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Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.
Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.
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When beginning to cook you turn on the stove put a pot or pan on there, and begin to have sex in another room until the pot start's to smoke.
my girl and I were having some nasty hot pot sex the other day and almost burnt the house down
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A sexual activity performed by homosexual swedish people (all the sweeds). During this activity two or more homosexual men put each others elbows into each others anus as deep as it goes. Weird, i know...GO SWEDEN
Hey, my name is Iman Khan and im Swedish. Wanna go have swedish elbow sex with me and my dad?
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