when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke
pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood
jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
The act of shifting blame to, asking your, or allowing your subordinate to take blame. Much like what happened with reagan and oliver north.
And possibly pardoning or rehiring the individual later.
You told your sou chef to take the blame in front the owner. You know you just pulled a reagan
To be an attention seeker and spread lies because you're insecure.
He's pulling a muddy, what an attention seeker
Pulling an Olly is where you say to your friends that you'll be back in a second but then you go away for an hour and masturbate to inappropiate content.
Sonny: Oh my god! I just realised what he's doing!
Keyvan: Is he pulling an Olly?!
To create a religion that does not exist in order to make money/gain followers
When I attempted to Pull a Trzaskus, I ended up in jail for laundering money
Using your chin to penetrate a women's vagina while eskimo kissing her butthole and telling poorly written jokes as she rides on top in 69.
You: "What's up with airline food?"
Her: "Oh yeah, daddy!"
I told that girl last night my name was Jay, I am totally Pulling a Leno on her later!
To go through your contacts and randomly call someone when you’re really bored. There’s no need for a sense of familiarity—in fact, the outcome’s usually better when the two acquaintances haven’t talked in a while.
Times are getting real desperate. I guess I have to pull a Drishti.