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fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017


Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals September 28, 2016

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cock sucking two-balled bitch

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.

You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A female that is THE biggest bitch you have ever met. She's also a whore. A very nasty one. Usually a good idea to stay away from this person

Mike: dude, did you hear about stacy? she gave blowjobs to 10 dudes while bitch-slapping her boyfriend!!

Alex: No way!!

Mike: i know, she's a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Iamnotusingmyrealname July 8, 2012

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cum of Duty: Black Cocks

this is an all new high-tech video game created by a bunch of 8th graders. the gun? oh its a penis. The power-up? CUMSHOT!!!

Cum of Duty: Black Cocks is my favorite video game!!!

by gee uh April 29, 2022

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


rock out with your cock out

what Britney Spears likes to scream out randomly in the middle of concerts during her 2009 Circus tour

"Drive safe, don't smoke weed, rock out with your cock out. Peace out muthafuckas!"

by ilovetbag April 14, 2009

201πŸ‘ 204πŸ‘Ž


Cock roach stompers

When a persons shoes look utterly wack.

when someone shoes look like they stomp cock roaches in them

Big dusty shoes

shoes that dont fit

dirty combat lookin shoes

"Man homie got sum Cock roach stompers on!"

by C-Jizzle316 July 22, 2008

1πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž