Gay Nigga Sex

When someon is chatting shit

Stop talking Gay Nigga Sex

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slovenian sex machine

Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s

Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?

Shamima: I don’t know let me check...

*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*

Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU

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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with backpacks on

let's have ninja turtle sex
great! I'll wear my new backpack

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sex toy freddy

Sex now

Hahaha so funny Im cumming

Discord person Hi.
Sanford Sex now * sex toy freddy appears*

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Incest Pregnancy sex

mommy and daddy and baby make 3 which is incest pregnancy sex. Some people are oblivious others become pedophiles

mommy and daddy had incest pregnancy sex

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Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

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teen sex club

A group of teens who form a club for the main purpose to have sex with each other. It is formed by teens and run by teens for their sexual fulfillment.

They have started a teen sex club.

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