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A fat bitch who, when seen, pigs run away in a cowardly fear.
#yourmom
Ex. of: Cow: Your mom edition
#1: Wow dude your mom is such a fat mutha fuckin bitch!!!!
#2: Shutup! :(
#1: Dude, you can surf on those waves.
#2: Dont say that!
#1: Haha why?
#2: *whispers* She'll eat you...
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This is the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy you and your whole family tree if used incorrectly and since no one knows of it it can almost guarantee your victory in any argument
person 1: no one likes you
person 2: la monk your mom
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your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.
Me: Your mom is my dad
Someone else: What the fuck
Me: Yeetus to the fetus.
Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.
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Line from "Back to the Future" 1985, Universal delivered by Biff to Marty McFly after Biff has wrecked the McFly family car, had it towed back to the McFly residence and denied responsibility for it.
Biff desired Marty's mother when he, Marty's mother (Lorraine) and Marty's father (George) all attended high school together and Lorraine choose George opposed to Biff.
Biff is still stinging from it some thirty years later and has no problem taunting Marty with an inappropriate and disrespectful comment that he still desires Marty's mother, a married woman.
What are you lookin' at, butthead? Say hi to your mom for me.
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National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?
JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *
doin your mom is a very epic cool song made by ray william johnson (our god)
Ray William Johnson: doin your mom by fatty spins is the best video ever made
Person 1: yes.
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Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off
A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"
A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"
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