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When penis, boobs and ass meet. Usually done between Young gays.
One night, Robbie was sleeping with his wife, he said, "Let's have sex!". The wife said yes and took off all her clothes. It was the first time Robbie had saw her boobs. He took off his and revealed his 9-inch penis. The wife squealed "Ooh!" as she picks up the dick. She asks if she can suck on it. Robbie says "Open wide!". She sucks it, savoring each testicle. Then she sucks until the penis milk comes out. fortunately for her, he accidently pissed in her mouth. As she was sucking his dick, literally, Robbie was lying on her boobs and licking them, reveling a lot of cum in her boobs. He eats it lol.
After sucking the dick, the wife does the helicopter thing with his dick. her boobs are wet and breast milk is spilling. they stick his penis in her ass and she pees on the dick. After, Robbie shoves his penis in her boobs and pisses. making her boobs even wetter. They stop, realizing the child has been watching them the whole time. They strangle them and kill him, then continue. They wrestle and with Robbie's slobbery penis, and the wife's soggy boobs, when the wife tries to grab the penis and pull it, he flips off the bed. As a great finale, they get his penis in her mouth for the rest of night, and the boobs are used as a pillow. they sleep like this for the rest of the night.
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When a mans hot, hard cock is inserted into a woman’s vagina.
Man: Hey, Amy let’s have sex
Amy: *slaps him*
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Sex means a guy gets a girl or a girl gets a girl or a guy gets a guy and they all get on the bed and the girl licks finger and rubs it on her pussy to make it wet.
my boyfriend came over and i was naked he wanted to have sex. so i pulled him in and gets my fingers licked them and rubbed them on my pussy my boyfriend strips me but not the pants cause i did those and he started sucking my breasts and i started sucking his dick and we did it for a WHOLE day
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Your stupid , what idiot looks up sex on urban dictionary?! Go get a life.
Don't look up sex
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The way that woman are trying to control the world. They know that if they keep all the blood out of our brains, we won't be able to stop them. Also easiest way to have fun.
The woman keep letting us get in their pants so that they can take our money and ruin everything thats fun...well...except for sex.
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When a man sticks the stiffest point of his pelvic region into a girls vagina
I came home to find my girlfriend naked on the couch. When she saw me she imeiditly demanded I eat her out. So I ate her out, then she gave me a blowjob. Then after I got hard I told her to get in doggy style. While fucking her from behind I Tony Danza'd her and she liked it!
Best Sex EVER!
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