A small, fat penis. Shaped more like a can of tuna-fish than a plantain.
When a penis is so short and fat that it is rendered completely useless for anything of a sexual nature.
"I was about to fuck that jerk until he pulled his fat n flat penis out. He had a little pig down there."
8๐ 2๐
n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.
I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag her first.
630๐ 425๐
synonym: jihadis
When disciples of that 6th century paedophile reach the afterlife they'll be fucked by virgin pigs, forced to eat bacon of pig fuckers, bathe in pig blood, and be slowly flayed while chanting allah not akbar.
45๐ 23๐
(noun) A female: usually the last chick at the bar, party or gathering. The last resort to have sex with. Mostly found with bad to ragged clothing, overweight, acne scars, body oder. But is most likely willing to perform sexual acts with no problem..
Also when drunk you can find the "war pig" acting like they are cool or part of the group...usually buys food for your whole crew.....she'll have no problem getting treated like shit on the regular.
War pigs are great for trying a new sexual move or position on...be care full thogh, they will act stalker-like if you spend too much time with them
i need a blowjob and a sandwich. I better call up that war pig i met the other night. im sure shell do the trick!
54๐ 31๐
"Have you seen her pig bite? It's rotten, yeah?"
12๐ 5๐
Any overweight hoochie with the air of being high maintenance although there's never a man in the equation. Typically favors Louie Vuitton, Gucci etc. in any form of knock off. Can be spotted by the tell tale glitter and perfume residue often for the purpose of masking hygienic negligence.
The sparkle pig in the cubicle next to me talks non-stop to her girlfriend about what a dog girlfriend's man is but the only men in her life are Ben & Jerry.
28๐ 13๐
A tiktok meme that got way out of hand and now everyone is saying โpepa what are you doing in my...โ
Iโm pepa pig this is My little brother Jorge and daddy pig
10๐ 3๐