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So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
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A slogan that helps you spell the brand Adidas.
How do you spell adadis (sp)?
Easy. Just remember all day I dream about sports.
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the face off challenges best lyrics
Person 1: IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS
Person 2: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Cold water :)
How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)
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Japan and America/Britain are an opposing positive field, meaning that both cultures are fascinated with each other, such as Beckham in Tokyo, or Nintendo. Japan is just like any other place, so i dont feel that i should think of the people any differently, or that they're better or worse.
They're just like you and me.
By the way, using chopsticks is such a pain. i dont know how asian toddlers can do it but i can't!
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when you forget something, something someone says when someone else has a brain fart
student "shit i forgot that was due today!!"
class mate "talk about your mind fuck"
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Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards? Take a willldd guess.
Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards?
Only when they stop convincing children to be gay pedophiles
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