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Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!
Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?
THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane
"hey your bass clarinet is too far down your throat!"
A proclaimation made at any expanse in which bass could be. I.E. - lake, river, pond, bay, bag of Swedish Fish, mug..ect
(Passing by a small body of water)
Hey Guy! Bass in there!
an amplifier of anything another person has just said
Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass
A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.
I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.
When the white 14-year-olds start dancing
Oh, your friend danced at the Bass Drop? Cool I don't give a fuck
A side project by one of the most talented and gifted musicians of this era: Steven Wilson. Some of his songs are used in some Porcupine Tree songs. For example: The song "43553E99.01" was used in a Porcupine Tree track called "Lips Of Ashes".
Man 1: What are you listening to?
Man 2: I'm listening to Bass Communion
Man 1: Oh really? Isn't that a sophisticated side project by Steven Wilson?
Man 2: Yes, yes it is