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When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.
Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!
Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.
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Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.
Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.
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A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.
I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.
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When you're watching a modernised version of Macbeth in class but the kids only seem to care about the food so the teacher uses the phrase to tell them off.
Girl: Look at the doritos
Teacher: IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BLOODY FOOD
to have blood in between your nuts and your butt cheeks
bruh you got some bloody nut cheeks like i dont even wanna suck em any more
holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite
holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud
holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun
When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo
John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night
Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw
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