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When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.
Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!
Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.
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Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.
Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.
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A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.
I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.
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When you're watching a modernised version of Macbeth in class but the kids only seem to care about the food so the teacher uses the phrase to tell them off.
Girl: Look at the doritos
Teacher: IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BLOODY FOOD
to have blood in between your nuts and your butt cheeks
bruh you got some bloody nut cheeks like i dont even wanna suck em any more
When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo
John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night
Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw
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A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world
You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)