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When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd
Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin
A franchise that offers donuts with filling but instead of the filling consisting of custard, the donuts are filled with feces from previous blumpkins
Hey Erik, I can’t wait to try the donuts from Blumpkin Blownuts, however, I wonder if it’s real chocolate.
A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.
a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce
whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin
While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina
I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face
Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
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when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"
Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin
The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)
“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”