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The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.
-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.
-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.
-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.
A new breed of "Bros" whom sprang up around 2004.
Mall Bros are known for being seen at some sort of "Skateboard Apparel" store in a Mall.
The Term Mall Bro was created by the fact that anything that these individuals wear can be found in you're local mall.
Mall Bros Usually wear some sort of new area hat and have pierced ears with the ever so popular diamond earings.
All over print sweat shits are popular with the Mall Bro and can also be identified by their brightly colored sneakers (Usually Nike dunks or DCs) or trendy Mall shirts like Famous Stars and Straps or whatever skateboard reality tv show is on mtv during that time (Rob and Big / Bam).
Don't be mistaken Bros and wiggers are two completely different things, Mall Bros can also be seen with excessively tight trendy Krew jeans or the excessively baggy jeans.
A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.
"Dude, that hipster looks like Paul Bunyan!"
"That's a heritage bro."
Someone that you would die for, and you know they would die for you to. And you love each other, but not in the gay way. They are family, but not genetically.
tiffany- hey wanna hang
Whiteboy- nah I''m hanging with my brodee bro
Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.
Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.
A viscid whitish fluid excreted from a homie's reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands after a hot sweaty session of man-to-man love.
He smiled in pure bliss as his buddy's bro milk exploded all over his face.
when a dude is kept from his bros too long by girlfriend, work, or location and begins to miss them as one would miss there home after moving or a vacation. when this occurs he will only admit this to a dude if asked. if not asked by a dude he will keep it hidden till he is reunited with his bros and purge the sickness with an bro night
Restaurant
girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.
deprived bro:... nothing just thinking
ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick