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We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.
Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo
A person that denies smoking meth
This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.
The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.
Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.
It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!
A term used to describe a closet lesbian.
Steve: Did you see Sarah wearing that tie?
Jason: Yeah. She is definitely a closet lebanese.
When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.
Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.
any female who deliberately goes on the pull to entice guys to turn back straight
I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!