yo we need to cook bitch

Jesse from breaking bad

Jesse: yo we need to cook bitch

Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth

When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when

they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel

the need to dish out some oppression to those who are

declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and

giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a

one trick pony wage slave acts like a

big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom

or mops the floor.

Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.

When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.

And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.

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Look out for the cook out

When one unleashes a fresh load of warm knuckle children onto a grilled item at a barbecue, usually a burger or hot dog.

Unsuspecting victim: "Ugh why are these burgers so soggy?"
Valarie: "Look out for the cook out!"

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Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Famous catchprase of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Rock: Hey Cena?
Cena: What?
Rock: Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

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Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?

Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?

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Miss Cook

the FINEST babe you will ever meet UGHHH i need her bad ( she has a reaallly big gyatt)

Shes so fine Shes a Miss Cook

that’s cook!

when something seems like bullshit

“yo Ms.Cook totally gave me an F for that paper!”
“what?? that’s cook!”